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funny SMS, messages in Hindi below please check out the list and share with your friends.
-One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here.
see also best funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi
-"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with someone . .
But it is that so
how much someone feels ALONE without you!
-An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
He went to a Barber shop.
Barber anger and asked:
Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
-A new day has started, set new goals,
work with a new enthusiasm,
dedication, and zeal.
Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!
-Sun glows for a day;
Candle for an hour;
Matchstick for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!
best WhatsApp messages
--A boy at Marine Drive in romantic mood to his girlfriend:
“I can see the whole world in your eyes.”
One Mumbaikar was passing by. He asks,
“Arey Ghatkopar pe traffic hai kya dekh na please.
-An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable 2 plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if u were here u would've helped me."
Son Replied: "U idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."
Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing
-Silence is the most powerful scream.
Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
I never see the forest for the tree.
nothing to display just looks at me.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
Live your life and forget your age.
-A 54-year-old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up ?”
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
(You’ll love this)
.
.
.
.
God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!”
Aur Karo makeup
-I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too
-Kejriwal Ka Funny Formula
पानी बचाने के लिए केजरीवाल का नया क्रांतिकारी कदम,
नहाने के अलग-अलग दिन निर्धारित:-
पुरुष:- सोमवार, बुधवार, शुक्रवार
स्त्री:- मंगलवार, वृहस्पतिवार, शनिवार
बच्चे:- केवल रविवार
बच्चो में ख़ुशी की लहर…
धन्यवाद केजू चच्चा!
see also best cute WhatsApp status in Hindi
-Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj Apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota
-बच्चा:- मम्मी गांधीजी के सर पर बाल क्यो नही थे ????
मम्मी:- क्योकीं बेटा वो केवल सत्य बोलते थे…. .. . .
बच्चा :- अब समझ मे आया की औरतो के बाल लम्बे क्यु होते है…
--Ek ladki thi deewani is
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
-
.
.
.
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai
-लड़का लड़की को देखने गया, और उसका पहला सवाल ही आख़िरी बन गया...
जब उसने पूछा...
"क्या तुम इंग्लीश हेंडल कर लेती हो..?"
और लड़की बिंदास होकर बोली... "सोडा हो तो देसी भी चल जाती है
funny whatsapp messages in hindi
-प्रशन-: लडकी क्या है??? ????.
.
.
उत्तर:- लडकी वह है जो किसी शादी मेँ जाने से
पहले
फेश वॉश
फेश स्टिक
कॉन्सलर
आई शैडो
मस्कारा
लिपस्टिक
लिप ग्लोज
लिप पेन्सिल
आई लाईनर
फेश क्रीम
फेश पाउडर
काजल
ब्लश ऑन
नेल पॉलिश
बॉडी स्प्रे
परफ्यूम
और साथ मेँ हील और एक अच्छा सा ड्रेस
पहनने के बाद
अपनी फ्रेँड से कहे
“यार जल्दी जल्दी मेँ मैँने
तो कुछ किया ही नहीँ????
????
।।
प्रश्न:- लडके क्या है ?? ????
.
.
.
.
उत्तर:- ये वह है जो शादी मेँ जाने से पहले
अपने दोस्त को फोन करके पूछते
है
“यार नहाना है या नहीँ ।
और दुसरा दोस्त कहता है
“कौनसे तेरे बाप की शादी है , , ,
मुँह धो के आ
जा…???
-दामाद 14 दिनों से ससुराल में था.
सास :- दामाद जी कब वापस जा रहे हो..
दामाद :- क्योँ
सास :- बहुत दिन हो गये..
दामाद :- आपकी बेटी तो छ: छ: महीने मेरे यहाँ रहती है..
सास :- वो तो वहाँ ब्याही गयी है..
दामाद :- और मैं क्या यहाँ अपहरण करके लाया गया हूँ
-Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station
-दो अक्षर की मौत और तीन अक्षर के जीवन मे,
ढाई अक्षर का दोस्त हमेशा बाजी मार जाता हैं!
-Boyfriend on mobile:
Hey baby; what r u doing.?
.
.
.
.
Girlfriend: Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu..sone jaa rahi hun……..
and U, sweet heart.?
.
.
.
.
Boy:
Mai Cinema Hall main,
Tere piche baitha kar popcorn kha raha hu kaminiiiii!!
funny SMS, messages in Hindi below please check out the list and share with your friends.
best Whatsapp funny sms
-One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here.
see also best funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi
-"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with someone . .
But it is that so
how much someone feels ALONE without you!
-An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
He went to a Barber shop.
Barber anger and asked:
Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
-A new day has started, set new goals,
work with a new enthusiasm,
dedication, and zeal.
Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!
-Sun glows for a day;
Candle for an hour;
Matchstick for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!
best WhatsApp messages
--A boy at Marine Drive in romantic mood to his girlfriend:
“I can see the whole world in your eyes.”
One Mumbaikar was passing by. He asks,
“Arey Ghatkopar pe traffic hai kya dekh na please.
-An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable 2 plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if u were here u would've helped me."
Son Replied: "U idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."
Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing
-Silence is the most powerful scream.
Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
I never see the forest for the tree.
nothing to display just looks at me.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
Live your life and forget your age.
-A 54-year-old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up ?”
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
(You’ll love this)
.
.
.
.
God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!”
Aur Karo makeup
-I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too
funny WhatsApp sms in Hindi
-Kejriwal Ka Funny Formula
पानी बचाने के लिए केजरीवाल का नया क्रांतिकारी कदम,
नहाने के अलग-अलग दिन निर्धारित:-
पुरुष:- सोमवार, बुधवार, शुक्रवार
स्त्री:- मंगलवार, वृहस्पतिवार, शनिवार
बच्चे:- केवल रविवार
बच्चो में ख़ुशी की लहर…
धन्यवाद केजू चच्चा!
see also best cute WhatsApp status in Hindi
-Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj Apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota
-बच्चा:- मम्मी गांधीजी के सर पर बाल क्यो नही थे ????
मम्मी:- क्योकीं बेटा वो केवल सत्य बोलते थे…. .. . .
बच्चा :- अब समझ मे आया की औरतो के बाल लम्बे क्यु होते है…
--Ek ladki thi deewani is
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
-
.
.
.
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai
-लड़का लड़की को देखने गया, और उसका पहला सवाल ही आख़िरी बन गया...
जब उसने पूछा...
"क्या तुम इंग्लीश हेंडल कर लेती हो..?"
और लड़की बिंदास होकर बोली... "सोडा हो तो देसी भी चल जाती है
funny whatsapp messages in hindi
-प्रशन-: लडकी क्या है??? ????.
.
.
उत्तर:- लडकी वह है जो किसी शादी मेँ जाने से
पहले
फेश वॉश
फेश स्टिक
कॉन्सलर
आई शैडो
मस्कारा
लिपस्टिक
लिप ग्लोज
लिप पेन्सिल
आई लाईनर
फेश क्रीम
फेश पाउडर
काजल
ब्लश ऑन
नेल पॉलिश
बॉडी स्प्रे
परफ्यूम
और साथ मेँ हील और एक अच्छा सा ड्रेस
पहनने के बाद
अपनी फ्रेँड से कहे
“यार जल्दी जल्दी मेँ मैँने
तो कुछ किया ही नहीँ????
????
।।
प्रश्न:- लडके क्या है ?? ????
.
.
.
.
उत्तर:- ये वह है जो शादी मेँ जाने से पहले
अपने दोस्त को फोन करके पूछते
है
“यार नहाना है या नहीँ ।
और दुसरा दोस्त कहता है
“कौनसे तेरे बाप की शादी है , , ,
मुँह धो के आ
जा…???
-दामाद 14 दिनों से ससुराल में था.
सास :- दामाद जी कब वापस जा रहे हो..
दामाद :- क्योँ
सास :- बहुत दिन हो गये..
दामाद :- आपकी बेटी तो छ: छ: महीने मेरे यहाँ रहती है..
सास :- वो तो वहाँ ब्याही गयी है..
दामाद :- और मैं क्या यहाँ अपहरण करके लाया गया हूँ
-Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station
-दो अक्षर की मौत और तीन अक्षर के जीवन मे,
ढाई अक्षर का दोस्त हमेशा बाजी मार जाता हैं!
-Boyfriend on mobile:
Hey baby; what r u doing.?
.
.
.
.
Girlfriend: Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu..sone jaa rahi hun……..
and U, sweet heart.?
.
.
.
.
Boy:
Mai Cinema Hall main,
Tere piche baitha kar popcorn kha raha hu kaminiiiii!!
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